Miss Kraft Is Daft! - Dan Gutman

The school nurse, Mrs. Cooney, is drop-dead gorgeous and may be hiding a secret identity. How are A.J. and his friends supposed to learn anything with these insane adults around their school? Illustrations. n nMy Weirder School weirder than ever n nOh no Mr. Granite is sick. A.J. and the gang will have a substitute teacher all week. Yay But Miss Kraft is weird. She wears a clown costume and uses hand puppets to talk. She likes to do magic tricks. And she's happy all the time. What is her problem?n