Brave New Weird - Alex Woodroe

n nThe End is Weirdn n nn nIn the event of cosmic fallout, it is vital that you adhere to the following: n n nn nSecure your own persona, and a backup if available. A neighbor's is acceptable.n n nn nYour skin may attempt to abscond. This is normal in these situations. Do not panic.n n nn nIgnore all notifications from your mobile devices. They are not to be trusted.n n nn nPay no mind to the details of that photograph. Yes, that one.n n nn nShould your body accrue any additional limbs, please keep proper inventory; they will need to be accounted for.n n nn nAvoid celebrity advice. n n nn nDo not feed the bears.n n nn nYou will feel dizzy.n n nn nYou will feel nausea.n n nn nDo not panic. This will pass.n n nn nDo not panic.n n nn nThis will not pass.n n nn nStep bravely. n n nn nDo not panic.n n nn n nn