Awesome Jokes That Every 9 Year Old Should Know! - Mat Waugh

Which dog always wins the race? n The one with the comfortable lead! n n How do angry people tie their shoes? n With a crossbow! n n What's big, purple and smells horrible? n A monster's bottom! n n What's the best way to buy wallpaper online? n Just cut and paste! n n Here at last: the funny jokes that every nine year old needs to know. n n A power pack of punchlines that's sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more. n n They're all in here: the classics, twisted originals, and brand new awesome jokes. It's easy to read with illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, making this a book that kids will love from the very first page. n n Give that nine year old the chance to be top dog with the smartest gags around! n